Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God. I can’t wait. This is too exciting.
Okay, remember back in early 2007 (aka The Golden Years of trainwreck celebrities, in my mind, at least) when Paris forgot to pay her storage unit fees and some lucky bastard bought the whole thing for like $200 bucks and then charged the world $40 each to have a look at all the amazing contents of the storage unit? Those were some good times. That’s how we came to read Paris’ love letters to Nick Carter, and get to find out just how awful and drugged up she was/is:
For example, here she is dropping some foul ‘N’ and ‘F’ bombs. Not fuck, the other F Bomb. Also, she calls some girl a ‘fucking hoodlum broke, poor bitch, from like, Compton. Public school bitch.’
Here she is talking about how they’re ‘gonna get so coked up’ and I’m pretty sure her BF flashes her tits to the camera in this video. I can’t be bothered watching the whole thing right now, I’ve seen it before.
Why can I never find the video where she screams at the camera: ‘I GET FUCKED IN THE BUTT FOR COOOOOOOOOOOOKE!’
Favourite Paris quote of all time.
Anyway, okay, Miss Lindsay has a storage unit, too. Unsurprising, when you consider that she’s a hoarder. We’ve already discussed this earlier in the week, so check out the related posts to catch up with that if you don’t know what I’m talking about.
She’s $16,000 behind in her storage unit fees, and since we know her back accounts are on lockdown by the IRS and she can barely pay her rent with what’s left over, chances are we’re going to be seeing a site called LindsayExposed.com. I will DIE in a Rachel Zoe manner if I get to see inside LiLo’s storage unit. Just imagine all the incriminating evidence she probably has in there. The sex tapes, the drug use, the EVERYTHING. The thought of it is literally making me giddy with excitement.
The only question remaining is:
Related posts:
The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 11, 2012.
The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 9, 2012.
The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 8, 2012.
