Ohhhh, Paris.

If you’ve been following PCP for a little while, you’ve probably picked up that I have this sick love for Paris (and all the other girls who’ve done jailtime) and the shit she does so well: Being rich, stupid, and marketing herself to the point where she never has to learn anything other than how to continue to stay relevant. Like I’ve said, I’m genuinely interested in hearing her new album, and not in any kind of ironic manner. I know, I know, I’m sick.

But when I have that position on her and then something like this goes and happens, well, it doesn’t make me feel great.

The ‘this’ I’m talking about, if you’re unaware, is this: Paris was in a cab with a gay, male friend of hers the other day, and the conversation was being secretly recorded by the cabbie. Unfortunately for Paris, the ick factor of cabbies recording your conversations is drowned out by the awful shit she happened to be spewing that night.

Basically, her friend is telling her about Grindr, and Paris says ‘Eww… Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.’

Her friend replies ‘Gay guys are too much,’ and Paris says: ‘They’re disgusting… and, dude, most of them probably have AIDS. I would be so scared if I was a gay guy… you’ll, like, die of AIDS.’

Erghhhhhhh. God, Paris, you do say some awful, ignorant shit sometimes. You can listen to the audio here.

Okay, on the one hand, I kind of feel bad for Paris because if you took half my drunken, private conversations  with my friends out of context and put them on the Internet for the world to listen to, I would have no friends and people would throw trash at me in the street. On the other hand, the shit she’s saying is fucked up and she needs to be accountable for that.

Here’s the statement her rep released:

Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease.

The conversation became heated, after a close gay friend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex.

He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation.

It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone’s sexual orientation.

Soon after, she released a statement through GLAAD (the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), saying:

As anyone close to me knows, I always have been and always will be a huge supporter of the gay community. I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning.

I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word.

HIV/AIDS can hurt anyone, gay and straight, men and women. It’s something I take very seriously and should not have been thrown around in conversation.

Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know. It is so wrong when people bully or put down others for being gay. No one should have to go through that.

Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart and I feel absolutely horrible. I hope that everyone can accept my apology and know that it is not who I am or how I feel in any way.

Soooo, how are we feeling about this, guys? Do we believe her apology? I want to believe that she’s being sincere, but still, that’s some fucked up shit that she said right there. That being said, I’m sure it will all blow over in time because these things always do. Leave me a comment and let me know what you think.

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PCP’s Favourite – Teen slashers.

LiLo totaled her car.

Russell Brand probably pissed off a shitload of Katycats, and the rest of the MTV Movie Awards.

I’m feeling nostalgic for a time when I could have entire coversations in Simple Life quotes. I was obsessed, do you love it?

That’s hot.

So although Paris made the banner for PCP and Nicole didn’t, it’s really more because Nicole doesn’t do a lot in the gossip world anymore. But let it be known that I have and always will be Team Nicole if forced to make a decision. What about you? Are you:

Team Paris

or Team Nicole?

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PCP Poll – Sarah Michelle Gellar or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

PCP Poll – Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Will you guys still be my friends if I tell you that I really, genuinely like Paris Hilton’s newest song? Like, not in any kind of ironic way, but in the way where the first time I listened to it I was like:

I legit want this song on my iPhone right now, I want to hear it in da cluuuuubs. Hear the song for yourself below:

It’s good, right? A huge improvement on everything on her last album, and she’s actually singing, as opposed to speak-singing in her baby voice. I’m totally into it! Enough about what I think, though, what do you think?

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Paris Hilton, life saver.

PCP’s Favourite – Failed celebrity marriages, part two.

PCP’s Favourite – Teen slashers.

- Rihanna wants to take time off from her career to have Chris Brown’s baby. FUCK. THAT. I cannot *even*. [IDLYITW]

- Anderson Cooper: “I went blind.” [GossipCop]

- Zachary Quinto on Conan. [ONTD!]

- Amy Poehler on Conan. [ONTD!]

- Compared to Charlie Sheen, this is a ‘piece of cake’- CBS exec Les Moonves on Angus T Jones. [GossipCop]

- Katy Perry’s extended ‘The One That Got Away’ clip leaks ‘finally’. Sure, why not? [Idolator]

- Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey and The Roots sing All I Want For Christmas Is You. [ONTD!]

- A look at the history of Nintendo. [SocialiteLife]

- 2012 in film in under 7 minutes. [ONTD!]

- You don’t need to work for Forbes to figure out that Eddie Murphy and Katherine Heigl are Hollywood’s most overpaid actors. [GossipCop]

- ‘Hello, I’m Jay.’ Jay Z introduces himself to an old lady on the NYC subway and it’s totally cute. [SocialiteLife]

- ‘There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend!’ – Randy in Scream. In this case, some guy tried to kill his girlfriend after a fight about The Walking Dead. [ONTD!]

- Mel Greig and Michael Christian from Sydney’s 2DayFM pretended to be Queen Liz and Prince Charles and got the hospital Kate Middleton is in to reveal a bunch of personal information about Kate’s condition on air. [ONTD!]

- Brandi Glanville is hella pissed at LeAnn Rimes. Read this rant. [Celebitchy]

- The 15 best fake Twitter accounts of 2012. [Heavy]

- Paris Hilton visits an Indian orphanage. [ONTD!]

- Rose McGowan has Drew Barrymore’s haircut from Scream now. [TooFab]

- The Christian Louboutin Christmas tree. [PITNB]

-Harry Styles has his second sleepover with Taylor Swift. [ONTD!]

- The Hollywood Reporter’s ‘Power 100: Women in Entertainment’ Breakfast. [GoFugYourself]

- Twitter reactions to Django Unchained’s advanced screening. Ughhh I can’t wait. [ONTD!]

- Gabriel Aubry started the fight with Oliver Martinez but won’t be prosecuted for it. Probably because he lost. [TMZ]

- Based on this poster alone, I want to see Stoker. [ONTD!]

- The first movie posters for Monsters University, the Monsters, Inc prequel. [PITNB]

- Pics from the Les Miserables world premiere. [JustJared]

- Listen to a mash-up of 50 songs from 2012. [ONTD!]

- Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta on Ellen. [GossipCop]

- Vino Alan is a bitter betty about Cece Frey still being on X-Factor when he’s not. [ONTD!]

- Watch the ridiculous clip to ‘I Think You Might Like It,’ Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta’s new Christmas song. It’s impossible not to laugh at it. [TheSuperficial]

- Anonymous are going after revenge porn site owner Hunter Moore. [ONTD!]

- Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris have their marriage license, it might actually happen this time. [TMZ]

- Some batshit bitch is getting married to a cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen. [ONTD!]

- 1) Dear PITNB, ‘internets’ is done. Stop it. 2) Watch the first footage of Game of Thrones season 3. [PITNB]

- Watching The Hobbit might make you physically ill because your eyes can’t handle it. [ONTD!]

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 5, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 4, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 3, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: December 2, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 30 + December 1, 2012.

Just a quick one today because I just got called into the work that helps me pay the bills, as opposed to the work I’d like to pay the bills, so this is all I have time to offer you today, my loves. xoxo

- You see that smirk? That’s ‘suck it, everyone, I got him.’ LiLo rides with The Wanted to their next tour stop. Lindsay Lohan, ultimate groupie 2k13. [ONTD!]

- While Lindsay’s doing that, she’s making her sister Ali sell her old clothes for her because she’s quickly running out of cash. [ONTD!]

- Jacintha Saldanha, the nurse who put the Aussie radio pranksters through, which ended with a nurse revealing the private details of Kate Middleton’s condition on air, is dead in an apparent suicide. The DJ’s are now on suspension from the radio.

- TMZ got ahold of the Notorious B.I.G’s autopsy report. [TMZ]

- Brit Brit overwhelmed at a big X Factor bash, look at her top 10 expressions from the red carpet. Meanwhile, Demi looked really pretty, and Britney talks about Carly Rose and whether she’ll return for season 3.

- The 10 best books of 2012. [ONTD!]

- Kat Von D changed her mind about keeping that Jesse James tattoo, is getting it removed. [TMZ]

- 1D is ‘not complaining’ about Grammy snub, says Simon Cowell. [GossipCop]

- Psy is really sorry about writing a song about wanting to kill Americans. [Dlisted]

- Christina Aguilera performs Just a Fool on Ellen. [Idolator]

- Christina Aguilera talks about Cee Lo’s ‘gas problem’ on The Voice. [GossipCop]

- Tom and Gisele welcome new baby Vivian. [PopSugar]

- Flo Rida’s music video for Let It Roll. [ONTD!]

- Shenae Grimes from 90210 is engaged to Josh Beech, whoever that is. [GossipCop]

- Ariel Winter’s mother threatens to sue publicist over the whole ‘she wants to sell her daughters nudes’ thing. [TMZ]

- Megan Fox isn’t getting naked anymore now that she has a kid. [GossipCop]

- More on ‘Haylor’. [Celebitchy]

- Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend. [SocialiteLife]

- One Million Moms still hates Ellen DeGeneres. [GossipCop]

- Get ready for the zombie apocalypse with the Discovery Channel. [ONTD!]

- You know you’re fucked when Snoop Dogg thinks you need help. [TMZ]

- John Travolta awarded six-figure legal fee from bathhouse sex book accuser. [GossipCop]

- Justin Bieber is coming out with an acoustic album. Noooooo, get slutty! [Idolator]

- Sofia Vergara in lingerie because why not? [TMZ]

- Catherine Zeta-Jones gets pissy when asked about being bi-polar again. [GossipCop]

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: December 7, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 6, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 5, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 4, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 3, 2012.

Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God. I can’t wait. This is too exciting.

Okay, remember back in early 2007 (aka The Golden Years of trainwreck celebrities, in my mind, at least) when Paris forgot to pay her storage unit fees and some lucky bastard bought the whole thing for like $200 bucks and then charged the world $40 each to have a look at all the amazing contents of the storage unit? Those were some good times. That’s how we came to read Paris’ love letters to Nick Carter, and get to find out just how awful and drugged up she was/is:

For example, here she is dropping some foul ‘N’ and ‘F’ bombs. Not fuck, the other F Bomb. Also, she calls some girl a ‘fucking hoodlum broke, poor bitch, from like, Compton. Public school bitch.’

Here she is talking about how they’re ‘gonna get so coked up’ and I’m pretty sure her BF flashes her tits to the camera in this video. I can’t be bothered watching the whole thing right now, I’ve seen it before.

Why can I never find the video where she screams at the camera: ‘I GET FUCKED IN THE BUTT FOR COOOOOOOOOOOOKE!’

Favourite Paris quote of all time.

Anyway, okay, Miss Lindsay has a storage unit, too. Unsurprising, when you consider that she’s a hoarder. We’ve already discussed this earlier in the week, so check out the related posts to catch up with that if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

She’s $16,000 behind in her storage unit fees, and since we know her back accounts are on lockdown by the IRS and she can barely pay her rent with what’s left over, chances are we’re going to be seeing a site called LindsayExposed.com. I will DIE in a Rachel Zoe manner if I get to see inside LiLo’s storage unit. Just imagine all the incriminating evidence she probably has in there. The sex tapes, the drug use, the EVERYTHING. The thought of it is literally making me giddy with excitement.

The only question remaining is:

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 9, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 8, 2012.

Well, unless you’ve been living under a rock or got so drunk on New Year’s Eve that you ended up in hospital, you’ve most likely heard about Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy. My personal reaction to the news was basically ‘ugh, they couldn’t have waited like one more day? I am far too tired to deal with this right now.’ I probably have like 25 different tabs open on this topic right now, this shit blew the whole blogosphere up, so let’s combine it all into one super-mega-ultra post. Hopefully after this we won’t have to discuss it again for awhile, because I actually don’t care that much about either of these two.

Okay, so in case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s Kanye West announcing Kim’s pregnancy on stage:

I’ve never been a huge fan of Kanye but he looks so excited in the video that I couldn’t help but smile. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age.

According to TMZ, Kim had ‘no idea’ that  Kanye was going to announce the pregnancy, as they had planned not to say anything until she started showing, but Kanye was moved to make the announcement on stage because Kim, her best friend, her mother and members of Kanye’s family were in the audience. TMZ says Kim was crying tears of joy when Kanye made the announcement, particularly because he chose one of her favourite songs, ‘Lost in the World,’ to make the announcement. Soon after, Kim confirmed the news on her blog. In a post titled ‘New Year, New Beginnings’, she wrote:

It’s true!! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his mom and my dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us. Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!!! Xo

In case you’re unfamiliar, Kim’s father Robert Kardashian died of cancer in 2003, and Kanye’s mother Dr Donda West died from severe complications while in recovery from plastic surgery in 2007. Robert Kardashian was one of OJ Simpson’s best friends and defense lawyers, while Dr Donda West was a noted scholar and the former chairwoman of Chicago State University’s English department.

After the announcement, the entire Internet blew up, and here are some of the responses to the news:

Khloe Kardashian: Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited. LOVE is everything!!!!

Kourtney Kardashian: Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can. Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement.

Lamar Odom: I’m excited for Kanye and my sister! There’s nothing like bringing life into this world! Let’s keep Gods blessings coming!

Kris Jenner: Im a happy girl !!!!!!!!! Wowza. Oh BABY BABY BABY!

Kylie Jenner: Congrats to this beautiful couple. I love you guys

Kendall Jenner: Whos excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?! weeee

Ryan Seacrest: It’s true @KimKardashian & @KanyeWest are having a baby! congrats u guys

La La: Kimmie’s going to be a mommy!! Sending major love & congrats to @KimKardashian and @kanyewest! 2013 is starting off with LOVE and BLESSINGS!

Demi Lovato: So happy for you @KimKardashian.. Love you SO much and I’m so excited to babysit!! Miss you girly.. Once again… SO happy for you!!! Xox

Larsa Pippen: Congrats @KimKardashian. You’re gonna be the best mom ever!! Can’t wait

Tamar Braxton: What a baby boom! Happy for Kim&Kanye

Jonathan Cheban: I better be the godfather…LOL!!

Brittny Gastineau: I am so beyonnnnnnd excited no words….#crying #emotional #bffforever @KimKardashian

Crystal Harris: Congratulations on your pregnancy @KimKardashian!

Devon Sawa: So Kim and Kanye are…. F*** it, who gives a s***.

TMZ also caught Paris Hilton and asked her what she thought of the news, to which she smiled and replied ‘So happy for her, they are perfect for each other.’

The couple rang in the new year in Vegas at 1OAK, where Kim made six figures for turning up and making out with her baby daddy. At the event, she spoke to Entertainment Weekly, where she said:

When people say that pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would have to disagree. Even my sister has made it look easy, and it’s not as easy as people think.

She talked about how it’s painful and how she takes naps all the time now, and how she’s “heard i

t’s all worth it, so [she's] looking forward to that,” which actually made me laugh out loud due to the sheer blase attitude towards her unborn child. Like ‘Oh, I’ve heard having a kid is pretty good, so I guess it’s okay that I have to deal with all this shit right now.’ Also, who the hell says pregnancy is easy? I’ve been around a ton of preggers chicks in the past few years and all of them basically describe it as a veritable nightmare. Even my goddamn Sims don’t find pregnancy easy.

You know, I’m really not into the Kardashians, but what I’m thinking is that after this baby is born she might want to slow down and take some time to raise this kid, soooooo maybe the Kimye foetus will be a beautiful blessing for the whole world, and I’m very into that. We just have to deal with bump watch 2k13 first. Congraulations, Kim and Kanye. Now go away. XOXO

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 30 + December 1, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 29, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: November 24, 2012.

I’ve been procrastinating so hard today. I just spent 10 minutes trying to teach myself Eminem’s rap from RiRi’s ‘Numb’. It’s going okay, if you for some reason want to know.

15 The World According to Paris.

This show was such a hot mess and I loved basically every second of it. I don’t know if any of you remember, but when this show came out Paris was all like ‘this is going to be the show that shows who I really am and how I am with my family, friends and loved ones.’

As it turns out, Paris is exactly how she’s portrayed in the media. Vapid, whiny and bitchy, with terrible taste in men. The fact that she thought that this show was going to make her appear more likeable to the public is the best part. As a close second in the list of ‘best things about this show’ comes the revelation that is Brooke Mueller, who at the time was coming off a stint in rehab, and in one episode asks Paris: ‘Do you think it’s weird that my sober partner sleeps on the floor next to my bed?’ I am not kidding. I can’t find the clip but that’s probably pretty close to verbatim. Paris is basically like ‘What? He sleeps on your floor? Ew. Gross.’

Coming in third is Kathy Hilton, who is amazing and I love her. As the woman who raised Paris Hilton into the woman she is today, Kathy’s way less of a “cool mom” than you’d expect and actually comes off as a straight-talking no-nonsense kinda gal who is exasperated with her eldest daughter more than once throughout the show’s short run. She is one of the reasons I started watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, because I was hoping that the fact that her two sisters (Kyle and Kim) were starring in it would mean that we’d get to see Kathy fairly regularly. We don’t see her nearly as often as I’d like, unfortunately. What a disappointment.

14 Breaking Amish.

This show is fucked. I actually haven’t seen the whole first season of it but I caught enough of it in hotels last year during my road trip across the States to know that I’m into it. Basically, they get these Amish teenagers and then dump them in New York to run wild. I missed the finale but the ads for it showed Rebecca, the blonde girl, returning home, only to be shunned by her family. Like there’s this clip where her friends are literally running across a field to get away from her, and then it cuts to her sitting in what used to be her home (presumably her family moved or something) with her saying ‘I lost everything’. It’s crazy.

13 The X Factor USA

Because Britney. Also because Carly-Rose.

12 You’re Cut Off.

I miss this show, it’s like the epitome of trash TV. It’s like The Simple Life 2.0, with more rich bitches.

11 Hoarders.

I like how you can look at this picture and still not grasp just how fucked up this show actually is. You see it and you’re like ‘Oh okay, so they’re a bit messy and disorganised and then they’ll get better.’ But then you watch the show and you realise why they used this as the cover, because the reality of the show is too gross to put on a DVD cover.

No one’s going to buy a DVD with cat skeletons, long-lost dentures and a kitchen piled ceiling-high with bags of the owner’s shit. Not shit like ‘oh there’s a lot of shit on my desk I need to move my nail polishes to get to my keyboard’. Actual shit. Like, you sleep in a hospital chair, shit into a plastic bag and then throw the bag behind you to join the rest of your BAGS AND BAGS OF SHIT. I love this show but it’s certainly not one to watch during dinner or when you want to calm down, because it’s one of the most infuriating shows that I continue to watch.

This bitch, Augustine, for example. I *hate* her. I watched this episode probably two years ago, and I still think about her and get irrationally angry at her sometimes because she is a horrible, ungrateful, unbearable cunt.

Also, here’s a video that I just stumbled across on YouTube, where this poor guy who was renting a house to a hoarder comes to check it out after she moves out, and, well… you can see for yourself how that turns out. I’d probably save this for later if you’re currently eating anything.

10 The Rachel Zoe Project.

I *DIE* this show is so entertaining. It’s *bananas*.

So from watching however many seasons of this show, here’s what I know about it. Rachel is an actual crazy person who speaks as though she recently suffered from a severe head trauma, but she has fierce taste and she works hard. Taylor is a cunt. Everything else is whatever.

09 Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List.

I just love Kathy Griffin. I think she’s hilarious and although I haven’t kept up with the last few seasons, I think this show is great. They do a good job of balancing the funny with the serious side of the show and I hate Kathy’s ex Matt for what he did to her.

08 Catfish.

Firstly, can we just address the fact that Nev is hot and that TV shows are instantly made better when the cast is full of attractive people? Now, let’s ignore the intense hipster alarm that goes off in my head when I look at the photo and move right along to the next sentence.  Catfish is on the receiving end of a lot of ‘this show is so fake!!11!!’ accusations, but honestly, I don’t even give a fuck because it is such good TV.

Here’s every episode, in a nutshell:

A person sends Nev an email like ‘blah blah blah I’m in a relationship online with such and such, we’re totes in love and we talk about getting married and everything is perfect except we’ve never met because of some flimsy reason but we are soul mates and you need to help us meet!’

Nev and his brother are all like ‘let’s go!’ and they go meet this sucker to hear their side of the story.

Next, Nev does some basic Internet detective work using Google, which generally involves putting the photos of the love interest into Google images and searching for any matches. There’s always a match, and it’s never the same person. It’s unsettling, and then they find out some other details that poke holes in the love interest’s story.

They go back to the sucker and tell them about their discoveries, and they’re like ‘I DON’T CARE I NEED TO MEET THEM BECAUSE WE ARE SOUL MATES AND I’M SURE THERE’S A REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS.’

The whole crew and the sucker leg it to where ever the love interest is, they finally meet, and it is NEVER WHO THEY’RE EXPECTING, and it’s really funny sad. Nah… it’s pretty funny.

It’s a great show, you should watch it.

07 Beyond Scared Straight.

Honestly, I could watch A&E reality shows all-day, everyday, and not get bored. This is the third A&E show (along with Storage Wars and Hoarders) to make the list and there’s still one to come next week (and I think we all know what that will be.).

This is my new favourite reality show, and a huge shout-out to Kathy Griffin for getting me on to this, sorry it overtook your own reality show in my favourites list. Here she is, perfectly summing up basically every episode of this show ever.

Dead on.

06 The Simple Life.

I’ve been re-watching this recently and I’d forgotten how much I loved it. Nicole Richie is awesome and hilarious and I love her. That time she gets angry at that douchebag in season 2 remains one of the most iconic verbal beatdowns ever, at least in my mind. I couldn’t find a proper video but here’s the audio, at least:

And, because I can’t talk about The Simple Life and not post this video:

Tune in next week for the top five!

xoxo

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PCP’s Favourite: Television shows of 2012.

PCP’s Favourite – Songs of 2012.

PCP’s Favourite – Britney Spears music videos.

PCP’s Favourite: Fierce fictional bitches, part six.

- Ridiculous shit Paris and Nicole said on ‘The Simple Life.’ Or, as I call it, ‘words to live by.’ [TheBerry]

- Jenelle’s ex Courtland is in hospital on suicide watch because he misses her so much. ‘I don’t even have shoelaces,’ he says. [ONTD!]

- All the celebs at New York Fashion Week so far. [PopSugar]

- Amanda Bynes called Jay-Z ugly. [PITNB]

- Kristy from the ‘Baby-Sitter’s Club Movie’ [aka Sissy Spacek's daughter Schuyler Fisk] sings now. [ONTD!]

- Watch the first clip of 1D’s 3D movie. I’m disappointed because I don’t want the 1D version of Katy/Miley/JB’s movie, I want the 1D version of ‘Spice World: The Movie’. By that, what I mean is that I wanted 1D to remake ‘Spice World’… potentially *as* the Spice Girls. Niall would be Emma (‘My Mummy’s my best friend! Shhh!’), obviously. [GossipCop]

- Gaga says that ARTPOP will be her ‘first real album’ and talks about how ‘Born This Way’ was ‘a challenge’ to her fans. Excuse me while I gag on the pretentious wankery of that. [ONTD!]

- Celebs who quit Twitter. [TheDailyBeast]

- That one photo of Beyonce at the Super Bowl is the new Angelina Jolie’s leg. [Heavy]

- Lana wrote for the ‘Gatsby’ soundtrack. [ONTD!]

- Dina Lohan’s house is about to go into foreclosure. Who sees the future of Dina and Lindsay being a drug-addled version of ‘Grey Gardens’? [Dlisted]

- Kristen Stewart, Jim Sturgess and Elizabeth Banks will star in a film called ‘The Big Shoe’. [GossipCop]

- Brit Brit is releasing a new fragrance called ‘Island Fantasy’ and although I wish she’d stop naming things ‘fantasy’ this and that, that sounds delish and I can tell you right now I will be adding this to my fragrance collection. Also, Britney has another new puppy. Am I the only one who ever wonders what happens to all these puppies? Where’s Bit Bit? Where’s London? Why do I know so much about Britney’s pets? Is her backyard some sort of sad tiny-dog graveyard? [PITNB, ONTD!]

- Justin Bieber’s mother talks about the chance of Jelena reuniting. [GossipCop]

- Amanda Seyfried talks about ‘Lovelace’. [ONTD!]

- Blake Lively hates camping. [Celebitchy]

- Marilyn Manson collapsed on stage. [GossipCop]

- Noel Fielding on ‘Brand X’, the goth detectives reunite! [ONTD!]

- Maybe Lena Dunham did vote after all. [GossipCop]

- Does Jason Bateman’s career need an intervention? [Flavorwire]

- Frank Ocean tweets a photo of the cut he got on his finger from his fight with Chris Brown. Be warned, it’s not pleasant to look at and is pretty graphic. [ONTD!]

- One reviewer of Melissa McCarthy/Jason Bateman’s film ‘Identity Thief’ called her a bunch of nasty shit. [GossipCop]

- 10 New York bars where you can contemplate great art. [Flavorwire]

- Beyonce covers Vogue. [ONTD!]

- Celebs tweet about Blizzard Nemo in NYC, not one of them makes reference to ‘Finding Nemo’. Disappointing. [GossipCop]

- NBC cancelled ‘Do No Harm’ after two episodes. That’s the show that had the promo pics that were identical to ‘Ringer’, which in hindsight, was probably a bad omen. Also, can NBC be saved? [ONTD!, ONTD!]

- A dating site for everyone. [BuzzFeed]

- Brit Brit backed Steven Tyler’s Hawaii anti-paparazzi act. [GossipCop]

- Celeb high school yearbook photos of tons of TV celebs. [ONTD!]

- Check out the trailer for ‘Hours’, a hurricane Katrina thriller. Sounds depressing. [WorstPreviews]

- Kim K says that her family are ‘second priority’ to Kanye. [GossipCop]

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 7, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about myself: February 6th, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 5, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 3 + 4, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 2, 2013.

First and foremost, a big happy birthday to BBF (Best Boos Forever) Benji! I wish I had something Game of Thrones related to share with you… but I don’t ( sorry!

-49 photos from the front row of Marc Jacobs over the last 10 years. I couldn’t pick one photo. [TheCut]

- Why Nicki Minaj is a better judge than Mariah Carey. [ONTD!]

- Vin Diesel covers Rihanna’s Stay. Yes, you read that right. [GossipCop]

- The early roles of your Oscar nominees. [Flavorwire]

- Buffy and Mrs Doubtfire are going to star in a sitcom together, and Krysten Ritter has already landed herself a new pilot. [ONTD!]

- Kim K and Kris Humphries are finally going to divorce, the trial starts May 6th. Meanwhile, the other Kris says that her ‘biggest regret’ is getting divorced. Also, the girls console Rob after Rita Ora cheats on him [GossipCop, GossipCop, GossipCop]

- G-rated moments of swoon in YA literature. [Avidly]

- Stars who have recently asserted their LGBT status. [ONTD!]

- Joaquin Phoenix and PETA’s ‘drowning’ ad got banned from the Oscars telecast. [GossipCop]

- Beyonce is going to share never before seen images of Blue Ivy in her doco. Obviously one has already hit the internet. [PopSugar]

- Brandi vs Adrienne, volume who the fuck knows because it’s like every fucking day with these two. Brandi, I love you but you’re testing my limits. [GossipCop]

- RiRi got a marijuana plant for Valentine’s Day. Of course she did. [Dlisted]

- 2Chainz got his booty arrested and then took pics with the police. [GossipCop]

- Ed Furlong is back in jail again. [TMZ]

- More info on Tom Cruise’s $50 million lawsuit against Life & Style magazine. [Celebitchy,GossipCop]

- 36 reasons ‘Happy Endings’ is the best show on TV. I wouldn’t say best, but I like it. [ONTD!]

- Some bitch called Dayna Devon might be replacing Taylor Armstrong next season on RHOBH. I know Taylor’s been a hot mess this season who makes every single situation about her dead husband, but I am accustomed to her and I am not looking for a change. [TMZ]

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 15, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 14, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 13, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 12, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: February 11, 2013.

Aw, Lindsay. Look how much she just loves that spotlight.

Okay, so Lindsay made an appearance on David Letterman to promote her public image ’Scary Movie 5′, but of course, Letterman just asked her a whole bunch of questions about rehab, because he’s David Letterman and making starlets squirm is like his favourite pastime.

I’ve got two options for you, the whole interview or just the promo clip, for those of you who can’t handle looking at her inflated trout pout for 14 minutes.

So I had two fairly different reactions after watching the promo clip versus the whole interview. I saw the promo last night, and it was just… you know… more of the same shit that I’ve watched Lindsay spew every time she’s been in trouble over the last 8 or 9 years, but with an acerbic edge to her voice that reminded me of the time her ex-BFF Paris Hilton got drilled by Letterman about her jail time.

2007. The golden era, right?

Okay, so then this morning, I watched the whole interview, and you guuuuuuys, I don’t know how Lindsay does it, but there’s something about her that just makes me want to believe her and want good things for her. I know, I know! It’s absurd, right?! Like how many times am I going to let her play me?

Despite my better judgement, that sees that I’m just falling for Lindsay’s ‘see how likeable I am because I’m making fun of my situation?’ there’s this part of me that’s like ‘aw, I hope she manages to get her shit together this time.’ It’s completely ridiculous, because when I actually think about how many obstacles are between the current version of Lindsay Lohan and the well-adjusted, happy, functioning adult version of Lindsay Lohan, it doesn’t seem likely that 3 months would even scratch the surface of her addiction problems, let alone the denial of said addictions. Even if they somehow managed to tackle those problems, there would still be the fame/drama/chaos addiction that she seems to deal with, and they still wouldn’t have even touched her parental issues with Michael and Dina, you know? But then again, I’ve watched 13 seasons of Intervention, and if they can manage to clean up decades-long heroin addicts, I guess there’s always hope for Miss LiLo.

With that being said, though, Lindsay went out partying straight after Letterman. *sigh* The Lindsay Lohan saga continues…

Photos from Dlisted.

Related posts:

Carrie, The Bling Ring, The Great Gatsby, The Purge, and more. A mega ‘MOVIES COMING SOON’ post.

Trainwreck tidbits from the last few days: Lindsay and Amanda watch 2K13.

Lindsay’s doing all her favourite activities before rehab: stealing and clubbing.

So Amanda Bynes says she has an ‘eating disorder’ NOT a ‘mental illness’.

Amanda Bynes is still saying that it’s not her with the red hair. Except that it is.